And here it comes...

heartbreakur: when i look in the mirror: when i try to take a picture:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:33:23 -0400

when i look in the mirror:

when i try to take a picture:

best-of-funny: misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:46:56 -0400

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course

larrycuddling: You can’t just make a blog called...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:56:21 -0400

larrycuddling:

You can’t just make a blog called “killharrystyles” you cUNT - Jenna

I love that accent. LIKE NO JOKE

I love you

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:28:09 -0400

I love you

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:01:48 -0400

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:42:46 -0400

tittyminaj: yall are just like nematodes

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:03:49 -0400

tittyminaj:

yall are just like nematodes

barleytea: u tryin to start shit labelle

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:03:33 -0400

barleytea:

u tryin to start shit labelle

spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:42:36 -0400

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

natvvolff: lleger: natvvolff: hello. my name lindo. 10 year...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:40:44 -0400

natvvolff:

lleger:

natvvolff:

hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

ignor 4 satan

reblog 4 good

I would just like to point out this picture isn’t legit, and this girl is bullshitting to get popular on Tumblr.

If you look at the background along with her shirt, you can see she used photo booth or something to make her face look wider….. just sayin….

my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

soramaruu: Final Fantasy XV E3 Teaser Trailer

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:22:16 -0400

soramaruu:

Final Fantasy XV E3 Teaser Trailer

ezekieru: katara: coyotestuck: eriizabeto: anniedraws: livet...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:32:42 -0400

ezekieru:

katara:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…

SOB

what

NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Oh god it got better.

best-of-funny: X

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:32:13 -0400

best-of-funny:

X

fyeah-team-avatar: (X) (X)

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:25:19 -0400

fyeah-team-avatar:

(X) (X)

bebopcrossing: So if anyone likes to stay up really late...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:29:24 -0400

bebopcrossing:

So if anyone likes to stay up really late playing their game, and has a tv in their game, this is what happens at 3:33AM.

rangerkimmy: lordkirk: “im really dissapointed theyre making hannibal evil!” “hannibal isnt evil...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:28:22 -0400

rangerkimmy:

lordkirk:

“im really dissapointed theyre making hannibal evil!”

“hannibal isnt evil hes just misunderstood!”

“every rose has its thorns!”

#eating people is a pretty big thorn

guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:19:33 -0400

guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
me: you too

commandereverdeen: WHAT’S UP INTERNET If you’re a gamer, you...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:48:32 -0400

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.

Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.

If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.

I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

I feel like these things arent real, but its worth a try

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:40:25 -0400

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:17:17 -0400